Yes, I know it’s Saturday. Shut up.

I am internet user Justin. Scott and I decided the internet needs another website. This one is about comic books. I have pretty much always loved comics. I think the first ones I read (beyond old Archie digests just lying around the house) was the Archie version of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And the first “real” superhero book was probably this anti-drug Spidey book. But now I fucking hate Spider-man because he’s a loser and a whiny jerk. I like Batman instead. BECAUSE HE’S NOT WHINY OR A JERK AT ALL (lol yeah).

I read a lot of DC stuff and a handful of Marvel and an even smaller handful of others. I used to be into indie-er stuff but I can’t afford to be, since I wind up spending like $45 every week just on cape books. It’s pretty ridiculous, really.

The site’s not really entirely setup right yet. Comments will look ugly and stuff. But I’ll get around to doing that soon. If there’s anything technical to complain about, direct it at me, that stuff’s all my job. Scott is just riding on my sexy coattails.

Oh, and we’re both going to Comic-Con in San Diego this year. We will have REPORTS FROM THE FIELD. It’ll be awesome, we swear.

It will probably quickly become clear what our opinions are on things. The site will be mostly reviews of books and reviews of rumours. Stay tuned for more! Tell your friends! And people you don’t even like, I guess.